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walltwerk:

cringing:

queens

40k wo w 

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nevvzealand:

thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it

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fffcuk:

*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*

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frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

• shirtless boy
• sHirTlEsS bOys
• sHIRTLESS BOYFS
• SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
• no school

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gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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